feat. Buddha Monk
  
  [Intro: Ol' Dirty Bastard {Buddha Monk}]
  I was drivin' an Accord cart, nominated at awards
  Back in the days drivin' an Accord
  Run-uhhn-uuhhn-uhhn, nominated at awards
  Back in the days drivin' an Accord
  Everybody rise (Wu-Tang)
  (This slang) You know (this rhyme) you came to America
  (that's our thang)
  (I hang) And took over the black woman (and her reply)
  (Is slang) The black woman wanted the Judge
  They runnin' from the cops
  They run, runnin', run, runnin', runnin', runnin'
  Here Comes the Judge (x8)
  {Give it to me now}
  
  [Ol' Dirty Bastard (girl)]
  Here comes my Mac
  I don't need this shit owned by stack
  I don't need you to monitor my perimeter (I wanna car for mine)
  Got me Accord, take me to judge
  {*sniff*} Sittin' broke
  Nominated at awards
  Back in the days drivin' Accords
  I didn't have nothing to give
  I didn't have no life to live
  Bastard C'Mon
  Aaahhhhhhhhaahhhhhhh
  
  [Break: Buddha Monk (Ol' Dirty Bastard)]
  Hey hey excuse me Russell Jones
  Will you please calm down and tell the story?
  Just the story (heh heh)
  We want nothing else, just the story
  (No disrespect Judge)
  (Police-police-police)
  (Police-police-police)
  (Dirty ass, Dirty ass, Dirty ass)
  "I come camoflauged" --> Zoo Keeper
  (Dirty scorpian)
  "Uh uh Judge you oughta peep me, sir don't you
  remember me"
  "No who are you boy?"
  "Well I'm the baller that introduced you to your wife"
  "To my wife? Get a life you son of a bitch"
  
  [Buddha Monk]
  Yo, start the attack with dirt up cats thats wack
  Wants to be a gun blazer but jacks the flavor tracks
  I numb out frames, don't blame it on the coccaine
  What is sure to be the blame is the bullets of which you obtained
  Zoo or Zi Tribe and will live to be trifle
  News stands everywhere shows Zoo homicidal
  Extra extra read all about it
  Dirt Dog's Dirty cousin kills off Franklin and Madison
  This Dirty hiphop, tryna stop the raw lights
  Zu shoot down on the block, I need beamie of Scotch
  Block is mad hot, bad boys want their fuckin hollar
  Asked for Information, got it from a bitch named Tmara
  Click click, a bloaw bloaw bloaw
  Wish y'all woulda crawled with her
  Would have killed that bitch off, and fucked her ugly daughter
  Hahaahhhahaaa
  
  [Outro: Judge]
  Mr. Russell Jones and Mr Ellery Chambers
  Would you please stand
  The court finds you guilty as charged
  I am the honorable Judge Pigmy
  No longer will you make a mockery of the justice system
  The honourable Judge Pigmy
  As spoken
  I sentence you to life
  Hahahahaha
  I have the knowledge
  I am the Judge (x8)