[Verse 1:]
  There is no pain, my bodies drained
  I never should of had that fourth slice straight
  We gathered round, the lost and found
  But my jerks of attention let me down
    [Pre-Chorus:]
  Well I took the first one,
  And I pulled it back.
  And what was once green
  Had all turned black, had all turned black
  And there was nothing left to say.
    [Chorus:]
  I'm ten foot tall, the world's so small
  I know it all when I'm wasted
  What you see, inside of me
  Has been set free when I'm wasted, wasted.
    [Verse 2:]
  I'm getting there, my constant stare
  And I don't think I'll move from this chair
  We've got them both, Archers of loaf
  And the Stone Roses in the stereo
    [Pre-Chorus]
  [Chorus x 2]
    Wasted, wasted
  Wasted, wasted
    [Chorus]
    I don't want to be straight, don't want to be straight
  I don't want to be wasted, wasted, wasted, don't: