Thieves, thieves and liars, murderers
  Hypocrites and bastards
  In laughter
  
  Hey thanks for nothing!
  Morals in the dust
  Two-faced bastards and syncophants
  No trust
  
  Thieves! liar!
  Inside, outside, which side, you don't know
  My side, your side, their side, we don't know
  Which side are they? which side are they?
  Which side of their mouth do you suppose that it came?
  Which side are they? which side are they?
  Which side of the grass is greener?
  Inside, outside, which side, you don't know
  My side, your side, their side, we don't know
  
  You're like a great big fucking gun,
  Just waiting to get squeezed!
  
  Breathe, forfeit erection!
  Toxical injection
  Geriatric fuck-fest
  We still believe in lies
  
  Thieves! liar!
  Inside, outside, which side, you don't know
  My side, your side, their side, we don't know
  Who started it? who started it?
  Which side are they? which side are they?
  Which side of their mouth do you suppose that it came?
  Which side are they? which side are they?
  Which side of the grass is greener?
  Inside, outside, which side, you don't know
  My side, your side, their side, no one knows
  
  You're like a great big hit of acid,
  Waiting to be taken!