Dear Chasey Lain
  I wrote to explain
  I'm your biggest fan
  I just wanted to ask
  Could I eat your ass?
  Write back as soon as you can
    You've had a lotta dick
  Had a lotta dick
  I've had a lotta time
  Had a lotta time
  You've had a lotta dick Chasey
  But you ain't had mine
    Dear Chasey Lain
  I wrote to complain
  Ya never wrote me back
  How could I ever eat
  Your ass when ya treat
  Your biggest fan like that?
    You've had a lotta dick
  Had a lotta dick
  I've had a lotta time
  Had a lotta time
  You've had a lotta dick Chasey
  But you ain't had mine
    Dear Chasey Lain
  I wrote to constrain
  This letter is my last
  As your biggest fan
  I must demand
  You let me eat your ass
    You've had a lotta dick
  Had a lotta dick
  I've had a lotta time
  Had a lotta time
  You've had a lotta dick Chasey
  But you ain't had mine
    P.S.
  Mom and Dad this is Chasey
  Chasey this is my mom and dad
  Now show 'em them titties
  Now show 'em them titties
  P.S.
  Mom and Dad this is Chasey
  Chasey this is my mom and dad
  Now show 'em them titties
  Now show 'em them titties
    Would ya fuck me for blow?