All the Thai food and the Must See TV
  Yeah
  Keeps ya subdued and unable to breathe
  Yeah
  Chase a carrot stick in your Volkswagon Bug
  Yeah
  All the limp dicks and their verility drug
  And the Chinese pugs
  Yeah
  Hey, come one, we're all defanged and declawed
  We're creature comforted
  Don't need anything, we all get what we want
  And we want
  Hey, come one, we're all defanged and declawed
  We're creature comforted
  Don't need anything, no there's nothing at all
  And you're tucked in tight, you sleep alright, and you won't bite
  We're all defanged and declawed
  It's the satellite, and your DVD
  Yeah
  It keeps you inside, it keeps you off of the street
  Yeah
  And the payments: payments keep you alive
  Yeah
  Self ????, it gets you on anytime
  America Online
  Yeah
  Hey, come one, we're all defanged and declawed
  We're creature comforted
  Don't need anything, we all get what we want
  And we want
  Hey, come one, we're all defanged and declawed
  We're creature comforted
  Don't need anything, no there's nothing at all
  Like dominoes in neat little rows, you are what you owe
  Yeah
  Yeah
  Hey, come one, we're all defanged and declawed
  We're creature comforted
  Don't need anything, we all get what we want
  And we want
  Hey, come one, we're all defanged and declawed
  We're creature comforted
  Don't need anything, no there's nothing at all
  And it keeps you down in Surround Sound until you drown
  We're all defanged and declawed
  Declawed
  Declawed
  We're all defanged and declawed
  Declawed
  Declawed