I get no kick from champagne,
  Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all,
  So tell me why should it be true,
  That I get a kick out of you,
  
  Some get their kicks from cocaine,
  I'm sure that if I took even one sniff,
  That would bore me terrifically too,
  But I get a kick out of you,
  
  I get a kick every time I see you standing there before me,
  I get a kick tough it's clear to me,
  That you obviously do not adore me,
  
  I get no kick in a plane,
  Flying too high with some gal in the sky,
  Is my idea of nothing to do,
  But I get a kick out of you,
  
  [jamie's amazing instrumental]
  
  I get no kick from champagne,
  Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all,
  So tell me why should it be true,
  That I get a kick out of you,
  
  Some get their kicks from cocaine,
  I'm sure that if I took even one sniff,
  That would bore me terrrrifically too,
  But I get a kick out of you,
  
  I get a kick every time I see you standing there before me,
  I get a kick though it's clear to me,
  That you obviously do not adore me,
  
  I, I get no kick in a plane,
  Flying too high with some gal in the sky,
  Is my idea of nothing to do,
  But I get a kick,
  She gives me a boot,
  I get a kick out of you,