Vestal Virginia - ain't got a bad thought in ya - you're a bastard
  Mean as a killer - instinct that's within ya - you're a bastard.
  Laughs like a drain and it messes up my brain
  Cos you know I like the pain of never knowing
  Space cow I'll chew the bad blood running through ya
  Kiss you as you hit the floor 'cos you don't even know that you're a bastard
  
  There's a crisis in the kitchen
  but that don't stop you bitchin' - you're a bastard
  You got that Yellowjacket touch,
  with the stings that hurt so much - you're such a bastard
  Flirting in the shadows, aiming all those little arrows,
  you're as shallow as the gallows you got me in to. (yeah)
  Voodoo dolls gonna line the room, handcuffs glinting in the gloom,
  one day you'll find that hidden door, inside everyone screams that you're a bastard.
  (you're such a)
  
  You twist me til I'm lame, then you spin the coin again - you're such a bastard
  You're so naturally perverse, you ain't even gotta rehearse -you're such a bastard
  Fly like a witch, without running in some pitch
  Why don't you break the switch that takes me over
  My prison is your brain, your prisoner's insane
  Forgot all the keys, you can break the chains
  but you don't even take the blame you bastard.
  
  (Bastard, bastard) I'm enjoying that lately, you know just the beginnings
  
  (bastard)
  The agony and the ecstacy meeting at the middle of my mouth
  The agony and the ecstacy can't spit it out.
  Sometimes on a rainy day I draw you.