Hey
  there people I´m Bobby Brown
  They say I am the cutest boy in town
  My car is fast, my teeth are shining
  I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiny
  Here I´m at a famous school
  I´m dressin' sharp and I´m acting cool
  I got a cheerleader here once to help with my paper
  Let her do all the work and maybe later I rape her
  
  Oh God I´m the American dream
  I do not think I´m too extreme
  And I´m a handsome son of a bitch
  I gonna get a good job and be real rich (Get a good... 4x)
  
  Womens liberation came creeping all across the nation
  I tell you people I was not ready
  When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddy
  
  She made a little speech then
  Oh she drive and make me say when
  She had my ball in her bice but she left my dick
  I guess it´s still her thumb but now it shoots to quick
  Oh God I am the American dream
  But now I smell like Vaseline
  And I¥m a miserable son of a bitch
  Am I a boy or a lady? I don¥t know which (I wonder... 4x)
  
  So I went out and bought me a leisure-suit
  I jingle my chains but I¥m still kinda cute
  Got a job doing radio promo
  And none of the jocks can even tell I¥m a homo
  
  Eventually me and a friend
  Sort o¥ drifted along into S&M
  I can take about an hour on the tower of power
  As long as I get a little golden shower
  
  Oh God I am the American dream
  With the spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
  An I do anything to get ahead
  I lay awake night saying thank you Fred
  
  Oh God oh God I¥m so fantastic
  Thanks to Freddy I¥m a sexual spastic
  
  And my name is Bobby Brown
  Watch me now I´m going down (3x)