THE MYSTERY MAN CAME OVER
  AND HE SAID: "I'M OUTTA SITE!"
  HE SAID FOR A NOMINAL SERVICE CHARGE
  I COULD REACH NER-VONNA TONITE
  IF I WAS READY, WILLING, AND ABLE
  TO PAY HIM HIS REGULAR FEE
  HE WOULD DROP ALL THE REST
  OF HIS PRESSING AFFAIRS
  AND DEVOTE HIS ATTENTION TO ME
  BUT I SAID
  
  LOOK HERE, BROTHER
  WHO YOU JIVIN' WITH THAT
  COSMIK DEBRIS?
  LOOK HERE, BROTHER
  DON'T YOU WASTE YOUR TIME
  ON ME
  
  WELL, THE MYSTERY MAN GOT NERVOUS
  AN' HE FIDGET AROUND A BIT
  HE REACHED IN THE POCKET OF HIS MYSTERY ROBE
  AN' HE WHIPPED OUT A SHAVING KIT
  NOW, I THOUGHT IT WAS A RAZOR
  AND A CAN OF FOAMIN' GOO
  BUT HE TOLD ME RIGHT THEN
  WHEN THE TOP POPPED OPEN
  THERE WAS NOTHIN' HIS BOX WON'T DO
  WITH THE OIL OF AFRO DYTEE
  AN' THE DUST OF THE GRAND WAZOO
  HE SAID: "YOU MIGHT NOT BELIEVE THIS, LITTLE FELLA
  BUT IT'LL CURE YOUR ASTHMA TOO!"
  AN' I SAID
  
  LOOK HERE, BROTHER
  WHO YOU JIVIN' WITH THAT
  COSMIK DEBRIS?
  (WHAT KIND OF A GURU ARE YOU, ANYWAY?)
  LOOK HERE, BROTHER
  DON'T YOU WASTE YOUR TIME
  ON ME
  
  I'VE GOT TROUBLES OF MY OWN, I SAID
  AND YOU CAN'T HELP ME OUT
  SO TAKE YOUR MEDITATIONS AND RAM IT UP YOUR SNOUT
  "BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOLE!" HE SAID
  AN' HELD IT TO THE LIGHT
  SO I SNATCHED IT ALL AWAY FROM HIM
  AN' I SHOWED HIM HOW TO
  DO IT RIGHT
  
  I WRAPPED A NEWSPAPER 'ROUND MY HEAD
  SO I LOOKED LIKE I WAS DEEP
  I SAID SOME MUMBO-JUMBOS THEN,
  'N TOLD HIM HE WAS GOING TO SLEEP
  
  I ROBBED HIS RINGS AN' POCKET WATCH
  AN' EVERYTHING ELSE I FOUND
  I HAD THAT SUCKER HYPNOTIZED
  HE COULDN'T EVEN MAKE A SOUND
  
  I PROCEEDED TO TELL HIM HIS FUTURE THEN
  AS LONG AS HE WAS HANGIN' AROUND
  I SAID "THE PRICE OF MEAT HAS JUST GONE UP
  AN' YOUR OLD LADY HAS JUST GONE DOWN!"
  
  LOOK HERE, BROTHER
  WHO YOU JIVIN' WITH THAT COSMIK DEBRIS?
  LOOK HERE BROTHER
  DON'T YOU WASTE YOUR TIME
  ON ME
  NOW IS THAT A REAL PONCHO
  OR IS THAT A SEARS PONCHO...
  DON'T YOU KNOW, YOU COULD MAKE
  MORE MONEY AS A BUTCHER? AND SO-
  DON'T YOU WASTE YOUR TIME
  ON ME!
  OM SHANTI
  OM SHANTI