She's just like a penguin in Bondage, boy
  Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh...
  Rennenhenninnahenninnenninahennn
  Way over on the wet side
  Of the bed (Knirps for moisture)
  
  Just like the mighty Penguin
  Flappin' her eight ounce wings
  
  Lord, you know it's all over
  If she comes atcha on the strut & wrap `em
  all around yer head
  
  Flappin her eight ounce wings, flappinumm
  
  She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy
  
  Shake up the pale-dry
  Ginger ale
  Tremblin' like a Penguin
  When the battery fail
  
  Lord, you must be havin' her jumpin' through
  a hoopa real fire
  With some Kleenex wrapped around a
  coat-hang wire
  
  She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy
  Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh...
  Rennenhenninnahenninneninahenn
  Howlin' over to some
  Antarcticulated moon
  
  In the frostbite nite
  With her flaps gone white
  Shriekin' as she spot the hoop across the room
  
  Lord, you know it must be a Penguin bound down
  When you hear that terrible screamin' and
  there ain't no other
  Birds around
  
  She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy
  Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh...
  She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy
  Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh...
  Rennenhenninnahenninneninahennn
  Aw, you must be careful
  Not to leave her straps
  TOO LOOSE
  
  `Cause she just might box yer dog
  She just might box yer doggie
  An' leave you a dried-up dog biscuit...