I fetch his slippers, fill up the pipe he smokes
  I cook the kippers, laugh at his oldest jokes
  Yet here I anchor, I might have had a banker
  Boy! what love has done to me
  
  His nature's funny, quarrelsome half the time
  And as for money, he hasn't got a dime
  And here's the joker, I might have had a broker
  Boy! what love has done to me
  
  When a guy looks my way
  Does he get emphatic, say he gets dramatic?
  I just wanna fly 'way
  But if I left him I'd be all at sea
  
  I'm just a slavey, life is a funny thing
  He's got the gravy, I got a wedding ring
  And still I love him, there's nobody above him
  Boy! what love has done to me
  
  His brains are minus,
  Never a thought in sight
  And yet his highness
  Lectures me day and night;
  Oh where was my sense
  To sign that wedding licence?
  Boy! What love has done to me!
  
  My life he's wrecking, bet you could find him now
  Out somewhere necking somebody else's frau
  You get to know life when married to a low life
  Boy! what love has done to me
  
  I can't hold my head up
  The butcher, the baker, oh no he's a faker
  Brother I am fed up
  But if I left him he'd be up a tree
  
  Where will it wind up, I don't know where I'm at
  I make my mind up, I oughta leave him flat
  But I have grown so, I love that dirty so-and-so
  Boy! what love has done to me.