[VELMA]
  Come on babe
  Why don't we paint the town?
  And all that jazz
  
  I'm gonna rouge my knees
  And roll my stockings down
  And all that jazz
  
  Start the car
  I know a whoopee spot
  Where the gin is cold
  But the piano's hot
  
  It's just a noisy hall
  Where there's a nightly brawl
  And all
  That
  Jazz
  
  [VELMA]
  And all that Jazz
  
  [COMPANY]
  Hotcha!
  Whoopee!
  
  [VELMA]
  And all that Jazz
  
  Slick your hair
  And wear your buckle shoes
  And all that Jazz
  
  I hear that Father Dip
  Is gonna blow the blues
  And all that Jazz
  
  Hold on, hon
  We're gonna bunny hug
  I bought some aspirin
  Down at United Drug
  I case you shake apart
  And want a brand new start
  To do that-
  
  [VELMA AND COMPANY]
  Jazz
  
  [COMPANY]
  Skidoo!
  
  [VELMA]
  And all that Jazz
  
  [COMPANY]
  Hotcha!
  Whoopee!
  
  [VELMA]
  And all that Jazz
  
  [COMPANY]
  Ha! Ha! Ha!
  
  It's just a noisy hall
  Where there's a nightly brawl
  
  [ALL]
  And all that jazz
  
  [CASELY (spoken)]
  Listen, your husband ain't home, is he?
  
  [VELMA (Spoken)]
  No, her husband is not at home.
  
  Find a flask
  We're playing fast and loose
  
  [ALL]
  And all that jazz
  
  [VELMA]
  Right up here
  Is where I store the juice
  
  [ALL]
  And all that jazz
  
  [VELMA]
  Come on, babe
  We're gonna brush the sky
  I bet you luck Lindy
  Never flew so high
  'Cause in the stratosphere
  How could he lend an ear
  to all that Jazz?
  
  [COMPANY]
  Oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake
  
  [VELMA]
  And all that jazz
  
  [COMPANY]
  Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break
  
  [VELMA]
  And all that jazz
  
  [COMPANY]
  Show her where to park her girdle
  Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle
  If she'd hear her baby's queer
  For all that jazz
  
  [VELMA]
  And All that jazz
  Come on, babe
  Why Don't we paint
  The town?
  And all that jazz
  
  [COMPANY]
  Oh, you're gonna see
  Your
  Sheba
  Shimmy shake
  And all that jazz
  
  [VELMA]
  I'm gonna
  Rouge my knees
  And roll my
  Stockings down
  And all that jazz
  
  [COMPANY]
  Oh
  She's gonna shimmy
  'Till her garters
  Break
  And all that jazz
  
  [VELMA]
  Start the car
  I know a whoopee spot
  Where the gin is cold
  But the piano's hot
  It's just a noisy hall
  Where there's a nightly brawl
  And all that jazz
  
  [COMPANY]
  Show her where to
  Park her girdle
  Oh, her mother's blood'd
  Curdle
  If she'd hear
  Her baby's queer
  For all that jazz
  
  [VELMA]
  No, I'm no one's wife
  But, Oh, I love my life
  And all that Jazz!
  
  [COMPANY]
  That Jazz!