[ROXIE]
  Sometimes I'm right
  Sometimes I'm wrong
  But he doesn't care
  He'll String along
  He loves me so
  That funny honey of mine
  
  Sometimes I'm down
  Sometimes I'm up
  But he follows 'round
  Like some droopy-eyed pup
  He love me so
  That sunny honey of mine
  
  He ain't no sheik
  That's no great physique
  Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts
  
  Oh, but look at that soul
  I tell you, the whole
  Is a whole lot greater than
  The sum of his parts
  
  And if you knew him like me
  I know you'd agree
  What if the world
  Slandered my name?
  Why, he'd be right there
  Taking the blame
  
  He loves me so
  And it all suits me fine
  That funny, sunny, honey
  Hubby of mine
  
  [AMOS (Spoken)]
  A man's got a right to protect his home
  and his loved ones, right?
  
  [FOGARTY (Spoken)]
  Of course, he has.
  
  [AMOS (Spoken)]
  Well, I came in from the garage, Officer, and I
  see him coming through the window. With my
  wife Roxanne there, sleepin'...like an angel...
  
  [ROXIE]
  He loves me so
  That funny honey of mine
  
  [AMOS (Spoken)]
  ...an angel!
  
  [AMOS (Spoken)]
  I mean supposin', just supposin', he had violated
  her or somethin'...you know what I mean...
  viloated?
  
  [FOGARTY (Spoken)]
  I know what you mean...
  
  [AMOS (Spoken)]
  ...or somethin'. Think how terrible that would have been.
  It's a good thing I came home from work on time, I'm tellin' ya that! I say I'm tellin' ya that!
  
  [ROXIE]
  He loves me so
  That funny honey of mine
  
  [FOGARTY (Spoken)]
  Name of deceased... Fred Casely.
  
  [AMOS (Spoken)]
  Fred Casely. How could he be a burglar?
  My wife knows him! He sold us our furniture!
  
  [ROXIE]
  Lord knows he ain't got the smarts
  
  [AMOS (Spoken)]
  She lied to me. She told me he was a burglar!
  
  [FOGARTY (Spoken)]
  You mean he was dead when you got home?
  
  [AMOS (Spoken)]
  She had him covered with a sheet and she's givin'
  me that cock and bull story abou this burglar, and
  I ought to say that I did it 'cause I was sure to get off.
  Burglar, huh!
  
  [ROXIE]
  Now, he shot off his trap
  
  I can't stand that sap
  
  Look at him go
  Rattin' on me
  With just one more brain
  What a half-wit he'd be
  
  If they string me up
  I'll know who
  Brought the twine
  
  [AMOS (Spoken)]
  And I believed her!
  That cheap little tramp. So, she
  Was two-timing me, huh?
  Well, then, she can just
  Swing for all I care.
  Boy, I'm down at the garage,
  Working my butt off fourteen
  Hours a day and she's up mucnhin'
  on god-damn bon bons and jazzing.
  This time she pushed me too far.
  That little chiseler.
  Boy, what I sap I was!
  
  That scummy, crummy
  Dummy hubby of mine!