Alright, Lonnie, Junior, the band, the girls and I, we're gonna do a song for you now, a little Mac Rise number.
  Hey, all you married men, if you're tied up, you better stay tied up. Because it's cheaper to keep her.
  
  It's cheaper to keep her
  It is cheaper to keep her
  
  When your little girl makes you mad
  You get an attitude and pack your bag
  Five little children that you're leaving behind
  You're gonna pay some alimony or do some time
  
  It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her)
  It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her)
  See when you get to staring that judge in the face
  You're gonna wanna cuss the whole human race
  It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her)
  Too much to leave that little girl (Cheaper to keep her)
  It's cheaper, it's cheaper, cheaper, it's cheaper
  It's cheaper, it's cheaper
  It's cheaper cheaper cheaper cheaper, yeah
  
  You didn't pay for two dollars to bring the girl home
  Now you're about to pay two thousand to leave alone
  See another woman out there, you wanna make a change
  She ain't gonna watch you 'cause you won't have a damn thing
  
  It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her)
  Cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her)
  The time you get to looking at the judge in the face
  You're gonna wanna cuss the whole human race
  It's cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her)
  Cost too much to leave (It's cheaper to keep her)
  It's cheaper, cheaper, it's cheaper, it's cheaper
  It's cheaper, cheaper
  Cheaper cheaper cheaper cheaper, yeah
  
  If you decide to roam
  and leave your happy home
  You gotta pay the house note
  The child support, your insurance
  Alimony, morgage 1, morgage 2