I have heard among this clan
  You are called the forgotten man
  (Is that what they're sayin')
  Well, did you evah!
  What a swell party this is
  And have you heard the story of
  A boy, a girl, unrequited love
  (Sounds like pure soap opera - I may cry)
  What a swell party this is
  What frails
  What cocks
  What broads
  What jocks
  What furs - they're beautiful
  Why I've never seen such yuppity!
  Neither did I
  It's all just too swellegant
  This French champagne (domestic)
  So good for the brain
  That's what I was gonna say
  Well you know you're a brilliant fellow
  Thank you I am
  Drink up Jim
  So have you ever been out to L.A. lately?
  Well no not recently
  Well I went there 'n' had a renta car 'n' all
  Oh really!
  I got invited to Pia's house Pia Zadora's house
  Really was that nice?
  Well I didn't go
  Oh!
  It woulda been swell though
  Shoulda gone
  It woulda been elegant
  Elegant
  Oh! Wait, look. Look who's comin' in now
  I hear they dismantled Pickfair
  It wasn't elegant enough
  Probably full of termites
  Yeah
  It's great, it's grand
  Wah wah wah wah wah wha wah wah
  Wonderland
  La la la la la la la la la la la lahhh
  We sing, so rare
  Like old Camembert
  Have you heard the dying star
  She got bit in the Astra bar
  (Soused again)
  Well did you evah!
  What a swell party this is
  Have you heard- it's in the stars
  Next July we collide with Mars
  Well did you evah!
  What a swell party
  What a swell party
  What a swell party
  What a swellegant
  Elegant, party
  Smarty,
  Party
  A Smarty party
  I am a Smarty
  You are a smarty for coming to this party
  Yeah that's right
  Now piss off!!!
  That's clever I like that one.