Valentine's Day
  Wish I had a sweetheart
  It's Valentine's Day
  Didn't even get a stinkin' card
  It's Valentine's Day
  I just have to say
  I hate Valentine's Day
  
  It's Valentine's Day
  And I didn't get no chocolate
  It's Valentine's Day
  If I had a heart I'd hock it
  It's Valentine's Day
  All I have to say
  I hate Valentine's Day
  
  It's Valentine's Day
  And I hope it finds you healthy
  It's Valentine's Day
  I'm glad your stinkin' girlfriend's wealthy
  It's Valentine's Day
  I just love to say
  I hate fuckin' Valentine's Day