My Aunt Dot left a glock, there's some blood on the sheets
  Told me to clean the shit up, then she hit the streets
  Even though I'm her neice, she copped me a piece
  Wack-ass caliber, nickel-plated with the Salender, what?
  She don't know I like my guns pretty
  Like my boy Pastor Troy with the twin Glizzy's
  I heard a knock at the door
  To my surprise, I saw these two familiar eyes
  Who are you? (What up, I'm Shanice, don't remember me?)
  She called me by my government name Kimberly
  Who sent you?
  
  [Lil' Shanice]
  My mom sent me
  Her name is Dotty
  She packed a note in my knapsack, along with a shotty
  
  [Lil' Kim] (Lil' Shanice)
  Heh, she was cute and mad fly
  She had the Prada knapsack, with the hat to match
  Bararri hiking boots with the mink Bubble Goose
  And I could see she was admiring my mink ski-suit
  Then she handed me the note (Here, read this)
  I just stared her up and down cause I couldn't believe it
  Then I opened it
  It said bitches is out to get you
  Your so-called friends put a bomb in ya Benz
  I'm on a mission now to do some harm to your friends
  They know where you live, so evacuate the crib
  And oh, the little girl, that's ya cousin Shanice
  Since I can't be with her, I need you to babysit her
  Besides, she looks up to you
  You're her idol, and tomorrow is her first ballet recital
  And she would be more than happy if you could take her
  These lines identify this document
  As a part of our ly-wo.di-i database
  It's saved as id three one five four nine, just try it out
  Peace, my number is on back of the paper, hit me later
  Damn, what went wrong?
  Can't we all just get along? And make hit songs
  Bitches all up in my ass like a thong
  If this was a show, ya'll hoes would get gone
  Cause if it's on, then it's on, bring it on
  What the fuck you waitin' for? Come on, let's get it on
  What? What's takin' you so long
  Bitches all up in my ass like a thong
  I've got plans for future to bring back ya head like Medusa
  
  1 - Girls be actin' stink and mad funny
  Ya'll bitches bleed like me, on the monthly
  Can't stand the pain, then pop a Humphry
  I know it hurts (I'm feelin' ya'll)
  
  Girls be actin' stink and mad funny
  Ya'll bitches bleed like me, on the monthly
  Can't stand the pain, then pop a Humphry
  I know it hurts (I'm feelin' ya'll)
  
  [Lil'Kim] (Lil' Shanice)
  Uh, we in the Range and it's fucked up weather
  It's snowin' and I'm tryin' to put the whole shit together
  How Laverne, she always wanted to be like me
  Dress like me, and look like me
  And Nicole, it's like she lived in my house
  Askin' me for money, day in and day out
  And last but not least, the grimmiest one Tiesha
  She planned it all, come to find out her name is Keisha
  Come on Shanice, I'm takin' you to my house in Alpine
  (I wanna go with you)
  Uh, be quiet and we'll get along fine
  
  [Lil' Shanice]
  Come on please, I wanna be just like you
  600 Mercedes and 380's in my doll babies
  Crazy baggette's in my barrets
  And H-class rocks inside my baby G-shots
  Fuck Bonnie and Lancock, I don't love them hoes
  But anything goes when it comes to bank rolls
  Diamonds on my toes, X and O's
  Versace hottie in designer clothes
  Stick little Lincoln and Dutch, them take 'em to Toys 'R Us
  Make them spend they G's, then kick 'em out, make 'em catch the bus
  The S, the H, the A, the N, the I, the C, the E
  But all my friends call me Miss Little Queen Bee
  What what, I like the gleam
  Know what I mean?
  Ever see the Professional? Well I can clean
  
  [Lil' Kim] (Aunt Dot)
  You know what? I like you, little big person
  Rule number one, no cursin', but anyway
  What you know about that? You too young for that
  When I was your age, I would've got hung for that
  Then I picked up the phone, to call my Aunt Dot
  So she can fill me in a little more about the plot
  Hold on, 9-1-7 5-3-8-2-1-2-2
  (Hello?) Yo, what's the deal?
  Body's gettin' spunnin' out, I mean whats this all about?
  
  [Aunt Dot]
  See it's sorta like what Tonya Harding did to Nancy
  They don't want you to win no more
  But probably don't want you to attend no more
  And I guess that's why they ain't your friends no more
  The other day when I was comin' out the grocery store
  I saw the bitch Nicole in front of the salon next door (For real?)
  Yep, and I choked the bitch out
  Placed one to the heart
  Tied up her hands and feet, threw into my back seat
  Then I dumped her on a dead end street
  The other two, yeah, they still linger
  But don't lift a finger, I'ma get 'em
  So just pray I come home
  And when we hang up, get rid of your phone
  
  [Lil' Kim]
  Woo, when Aunt Dot comes, oh brother
  It's like five Bloody Mary's, one after another
  Hmmph, she have you stressed
  No wearin' white, no sex
  And when she get vexed, guess what happen next?
  Cause them other two girls that's still on the menu
  Is the reason why the story is to be continued...
  
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