Starlight open wide
  starlight open up you door
  This is New York calling
  with movies on the street
  Movies with real people
  what you get is what you see
  Starlight open wide
  Andy's Cecil B. DeMille
  
  Come on L.A. give us a call
  we've got superstars who talk
  they'll do anything at all
  Ingrid, Viva, Little Joe
  Baby Jane, and Eddie S.
  But you better call us soon
  before we talk ourselves to death
  
  Starlight open wide
  everybody is a star
  Split screen 8 hour movies
  we've got color, we've got sound
  Won't you recognize us
  we're everything you hate
  Andy loves old Hollywood movies
  he'll scare you hypocrites to death
  
  You know that shooting up's for real
  that person who's screaming
  that's the way he really feels
  We're all improvising
  five movies in a week
  If Hollywood doesn't call us
  we'll be sick
  
  Starlight open wide
  do to movies what you did to art
  Can you see beauty in ugliness
  or is it playing in the dirt
  There are stars out on the New York streets
  we want to capture them on film
  But if no one wants to see 'em
  we'll make another and another
  
  Starlight let us in that magic room
  we've all dreamt of Hollywood
  it can't happen too soon
  Won't you give us a million dollars the rent is due
  And will give you 2 movies and a painting
  starlight open wide