[*Sound of a car driving on a busy street*]
  [Taxi Driver:] Alright, sir, which side of the
  street would you like to be on.
  [Patron:] Yeah, that one. That side right there.
  [Taxi Driver:] Yeah, okay.
    The taxi driver is heard pulling over to let the man out.
  [Taxi Driver:] Okay, that will be four-ninety please.
  [Patron:] Yeah, yeah, here's five dollars. Keep the change.
  [Taxi Driver:] Oh, fuck you!
    The car door slams shut and the man is heard walking.
    [Box Office Worker:] May, I help you?
  [Patron:] Yeah, ah, can, can, I have one for Little Kim. Hardcore.
  [Box Office Worker:] That will be ten dollars.
    He hands her money and then walks through a door.
    [Box Office Worker:] Fuckin' weirdo.
    [*Lil' Kim's Big Momma Thang is playing in the background*]
    [Concession Stand Worker:] Yeah, may I help you?
  [Patron:] Yeah, ah, can I get a small order of popcorn, and
  ah, ah, a large order of butter and just like a lot
  of napkins please.
  [Concession Stand Worker:] Butter? Anyway, am, will that be all?
  [Patron:] Yeah, ah...
  [Concession Stand Worker:] That'll be six-ninety-five.
    The patron hands another bill over.
    [Concession Stand Worker:] Ah, man, why this shit so slimey?
  [Patron:] Huh!
    The patron is then heard walking from the concession stand
  into the screen room. Lil' Kim and a man are heard moaning
  and having sex. Porno music is heard in the background.
    The patron unzips his zipper. Five seconds later and a
  splashing noise is heard as the patron begins masturbating.
    [Patron:]
  Yeah. Yeah, baby. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Come on, baby.
  Yeah. Yeah. Mmm. Yeah. Yeah. Kim. Come on, Kim.
  Come on. Yeah. Yeah.
    The moans from the screen and the splash sound from the
  masturbating patron continue.
    [Patron:]
  Yeah. Come on. Kim. Kim. Yeah. Yeah.
  Work it, bitch!