Sometimes I'll just bring maybe an action figure or two.
  You know....
  Other times, I'll bring my garlic spread.
  You know, the garlic spread....
  The garlic spread's important.
  And then you just walk around,
  And the people always come up
  And they're always sayin',
  "Whaddya got in yer lunchbox?"
  "For the most part, it's usually my lunch,
  You goddamn cunt."
  I get so mad.
  But you know....
  Yeah, they....
  Sometimes I'll just....
  I just
  SCREEEEEAM!
  "Hit it!"
  There's a devil in my lunchbox!
  There's a devil in my lunchbox!
  He's right over there
  Next to the peanut butter and jelly sandwich
  And the banana.
  That's right.
  There is a devil in my lunchbox.
  There is a devil in my lunchbox.
  He's just hangin' out
  By the peanut butter and jelly sandwich
  And the banana
  That sometimes you gotta bruise
  Like one of them strippers at the Peach Tree Lounge.
  That's on Power Line Road,
  Right next to the pound,
  By the 7-11.
  Devil in my lunchbox!
  There's a devil in my lunchbox!
  He's just hangin' out
  By the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  There is a devil.
  There is a devil.
  There is a devil in my lunchbox!
  There is a devil in my lunchbox!
  Devil, devil, devil in my lunchbox.
  (Repeat Several Times)