I don't care about what she's wearing
  Just how many hits I'm hearing
  From all these assholes coming onto her
  And I wish she'd take the night off
  So I don't have to fight off
  Every asshole coming onto her
  
  Here comes the next contestant
  Is that, your hand, on my, girlfriend?
  Is that, your hand?
  I wish you'd do it again (oh, won't you please do it again?)
  I wish you'd do it again (oh, won't you please do it again?)
  Here comes the next contestant
  
  I hate those fucking losers, musclemen and punk ass bruisers,
  Just as they start coming onto her
  They're wondering I can see it, find out, what's with me
  Just cause they start coming onto her
  
  Refrain:
  Here comes the next contestant
  Is that, your hand, on my, girlfriend?
  Is that, your hand?
  I wish you'd do it again (oh, won't you please do it again?)
  I wish you'd do it again (oh, won't you please do it again?)
  I wish you'd do it again
  I wish you'd do it again
  I wish you'd do it again (oh, won't you please do it again?)
  Here comes the next contestant
  
  I don't care about what she's wearing
  Just how many hits I'm hearing
  From all these assholes coming onto her
  And I wish she'd take the night off
  So I don't have to fight off
  Every asshole coming onto her
  
  Refrain