With 800 pounds on 18 wheels
  After 800 miles you know how it feels
  To have your rear so numb you gotta poke it
  To see if it's still there
  Well it's one more load to one more town
  Only problem is they're all starting to sound a bit similar
  Lord knows they all look the same
  So I got some hot coffee in Furnace Creek
  Abut the trouble is I was never neat and I spilled it
  And my map and phonebook were a blur
  But I had a girl and a job to do
  Or was that job and a girl to do?
  I don't know - I had to go and my velvet interior was a soggy mess
  I think I got a girl named Mary down in Susanville
  Waitin' for me to come home and make her my wife
  I know I got a load of somethin' goin' to somewhereville
  But I can't remember which to save to save my life
  With a load to Mr. Johnson in Watsoville
  Or is that a load to Mr. Watson in Johnsonville?
  Well, anyway, after several days I don't know what or if it mattered
  Just a load of placer to Cedarville, or a load of cedar to Placerville
  Or a container full of things up to Diamond Springs for an indoor swapmeet
  Is that a cargo of hay south to Northfork, Some plastic forks north to Hayfork,
  Or a bunch of men's nugget watches straight through to Pixley,
  Or Apple Jacks down to Fall River Mills or honor snacks up to Downieville?
  Well, the white girls are cute that I've met in Blackbute,
  But I'll stick to the road and finish my beer and coffee
  Now I am marrying Jan from Susanville
  Or am I suing Jane from Mary'sville?
  Cause if I am I better call Ernie my attorney from Burney Falls
  Well, all I know is if I recall-
  She had the longest legs and she was kinda tall
  And prettier than a catfish
  With its nose up against the dam
  Without a girl and some time to kill I ran some baby food to Gerberville
  And took some airplane parts to Wilbur in Oreville
  Now that can't be Wright
  Well it's one more load one more town
  Only problem is they're all startin' to sound a bit similar
  Lord knows they all look the same