It's the airwaves of the world
  Not the hairwaves on your head
  Oh But anything can be
  On land and in the sea
  When you've got
  Crosswires
  When you've got Crosswires
  Everything is Buzz Buzz
  Everything is Beep Beep
  Strange things happen everyday
  It's confusious the Chinese say
  Brings a nation to its feet
  It's them people that you meet
  [etc.]