You can torture me
  With Donnie & Marie
  You can play some Barry Manilow
  Or you can play some schlock
  Like New Kids On The Block
  Or any Village People song you know
  Or play Vanilla Ice
  Hey, you can play him twice
  And you can play the Bee Gees any day
  But Mr. DJ, please
  I'm beggin' on my knees
  I just can't take no more of Billy Ray
    Don't play that song
  That "Achy Breaky" song
  The most annoying song I know
  And if you play that song
  That "Achy Breaky" song
  I might blow up my radio, ooo...
    You can clear the room
  By playind Debbie Boon
  Or crank your Abba records until dawn
  Oh, I can even hear
  Slim Whitman or Zamfir
  Don't mind a Yoko Ono marathon
  Or play some Tiffany
  On 8-track or CD
  Or scrape your fingernails across the board
  Or tie me to a chair
  And kick me down the stairs
  Just please don't play that stupid song no more
    Don't play that song
  That "Achy Breaky" song
  You know I hate that song a bunch
  And if you play that song
  That nauseating song
  It might just make me lose my lunch, ooo...
    Don't play that song
  That "Achy Breaky" song
  I think it's driving me insane
  Oh, please don't play that song
  That irritating song
  I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain...
    Don't play that song
  That "Achy Breaky" song
  The most annoying song I know
  And if you play that song
  That "Achy Breaky" song
  I might blow up my radio, ooo-woo...