I used to think my life was so empty
  I used to think life was passin' me by
  Well, I was just about ready
  To curl up and die
    But then one day I got a visit
  From the cable company
  Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in
  And now I got cable TV
    And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean
  Midget wrestling on channel three
  It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em
  Yeah, but that's all right with me
    I got cable TV (Cable TV)
  Cable TV (Cable TV)
  Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy
  I love my cable TV, yeah
  I love my cable TV
    I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network
  The news and weather from Peru
  I got celebrity hockey
  The Racketball Channel too
    Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta
  Mr. Wizard is on at five
  I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car
  So I can watch MTV while I drive
    I'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs
  The kind you just can't get for free
  Now I never wanna leave my apartment
  'Cause there's just so much for me to see
    On my cable TV (Cable TV)
  Cable TV(Cable TV)
  Well, if you need to find me
  You know where I'll be
  Watchin' my cable TV, yeah
  Watchin' my cable TV
    'Cause I love my cable TV, yeah
  I love my cable TV
    My friends are gettin' kinda worried
  They think I'm turning into some kinda freak
  Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause I've seen Porky's
  Twenty-seven times this week
    On my cable TV (Cable TV)
  Cable TV (Cable TV)
  Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me
  I love my cable TV, yeah
  I love my cable TV
    Well, I got to have cable TV, yeah
  I need my cable TV
    Well, I love, I love my cable TV (TV)
  Got to have cable TV (TV)
  Well, I got to have my cable TV, yeah (TV)
  Can't live without my cable TV
    Well, I said, got to have some cable TV (TV)
  I've got to have my cable TV
  I said cable TV, yeah (TV)
  Got to have cable TV