Isn't it strange
  Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror
  What would people say
  If only they knew that I was
    Part of some geneticist's plan (plan-plan-plan)
  Born to be a carbon copy man (man-man-man)
  There in a petri dish late one night
  They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say
    I think I'm a clone now
  There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
  I think I'm a clone now
  'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
    Look at the way
  We go out walking close together
  I guess you could say
  I'm really beside myself
    I still remember how it began (gan-gan-gan)
  They produced a carbon copy man (man-man-man)
  Born in a science lab late one night
  Without a mother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with a view
    I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
  There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
  I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
  'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
    I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
  And I can stay at home while I'm out of town
  I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
  'Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down
    Signing autographs for my fans
  Come and meet the carbon copy man
  Livin' in stereo, it's all right
  Well I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza so I say
    I think I'm a clone now
  Another one of me's always hangin' around
  I think I'm a clone now
  'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
    I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
  I've been on Oprah Winfrey - I'm world renowned
  I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
  And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down
    I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
  That's my genetic twin always hangin' around
  I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
  'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
    I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)