This is a song for the ladies
  But fellas listen closely
  You don't always have to fuck her hard
  In fact sometimes that's not right to do
  Sometimes you've got to make some love
  And fuckin give her some smoochies too
  Sometimes ya got to squeeze
  Sometimes you've got to say please
  Sometime you've got to say hey
  I'm gonna Fuck you softly
  I'm gonna screw you gently
  I'm gonna hump you sweetly
  I'm gonna ball you discreetly
  And then you say hey I bought you flowers
  And then you say wait a minute sally
  I think I got somethin in my teeth
  Could you get it out for me
  That's fuckin teamwork
  Whats your favorite posish?
  That's cool with me
  Its not my favorite
  But I'll do it for you
  Whats your favorite dish?
  Im not gonna cook it
  But ill order it from Zanzibar
  And then I'm gonna love you completely
  And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
  And then I'll fucking bone you completely
  But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
  Hard