I gave up pamento cheese
  Domino's delivery
  Whiskey sours
  Apple pies
  Finger-lickin' chicken fried
  Are gastronomic history
  I used to like them scary shows
  But I gave 'em up a while ago
  Don't do no death-defyin'
  Rollercoster ridin'
  Now days I just take it slow
  Every since we started datin'
  I been compensating
  To keep from gettin' up
  To heaven any quicker 'Cause
  She's hard on the ticker
  Hard on the ticker
  The girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker
  Sayin' hard on the ticker
    Now, when she wiggles through my door
  My chin gets heavy hits the floor
  Silky hair, scarlet lips
  Swingin' double-jointed hips
  My blood begins to roar
    And when she nibbles on me ear
  It's partly pleasure, partly fear
  Little dab is all it takes
  To get my heart a palpatatin'
  Feelin' like the end is near
  I oughta get a policy
  A double indemnity
  It'd make my beneficiary
  A whole lot richer 'Cause
  She's hard on the ticker
  Hard on the ticker
  The girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker
  Sayin' hard on the ticker
    That's my girl
  Yeah, she's hard on the ticker
  I oughta get a policy
  A double indemnity
  It'd make my benificiary
  A whole lot richer
  Oh, she's hard on the ticker
  She's hard on the ticker
  Hey, she's hard on the ticker