You look at me from the back of the room
  All I see is a bumbling buffoon
  Head down like you don't see much
  Until you move in to make your bust
    I spy for you and me
  I spy for you and me
    Disguised like you're one of the scene
  Just stand alone with no real friends
  Scared people will find out who you are
  Alone in the world without your telephone beeper
    I spy for you and me
  I spy for you and me
    Curious folks ask questions of life
  But you can't answer 'cause your heart's like a knife
  Still you feel you sing the last song sung
  You're just a heartless piece of scum with a gun
    I spy for you and me
  I spy for you and me
  I spy I spy
  I spy