We're a happy family
  We're a happy family
  We're a happy family
  Me mom and daddy
    Siting here in Queens
  Eating refried beans
  We're in all the magazines
  Gulpin' down thorazines
    We ain't got no friends
  Our troubles never end
  No Christmas cards to send
  Daddy likes men
    Daddy's telling lies
  Baby's eating flies
  Mommy's on pills
  Baby's got the chills
    I'm friends with the President
  I'm friends with the Pope
  We're all making a fortune
  Selling Daddy's dope