No more maybes
  Your baby's got rabies
  Sitting on a ball
  In the middle of the Andes
    Yeah, I'm a freak of nature
  Yeah, I'm a freak
    If only I could be as cool as you
  As cool as you
    Body and soul, I'm a freak
    Try to be different
  Well get a different disease
  Seems it's in fashion
  To need the coldsore cream
    I don't really know
  How to put on a 'cool' show
  As boring as they come
  Just tell me where to go
    If only I could be as cool as you
    Freak