Neighbor called my landlord
  She said that she was pissed
  Up all night making noise
  And she cant get no rest
  She said we was running a flop house
  Full of thieves and thugs
  Musicians and hooligans and we were all on the drugs
  So she got bent and raised the rent
  Said it would only take one more
  Phone call from my whiny neighbor
    What's up with my neighbor
  What's it gonna take to get a break
  She's got us tiptoeing around in fear
  Church mice at st leos down my street
  Have moved so far away
  She has sent them packing and running scared
  How much more does she think we will take
    Maybe some day when I'm old and fat and bored
  I'll understand why my neighbors making my life hell
  I cant even watch tv or sneeze or fart cant even breathe
  For fear my landlord will come and ring my bell
  How much more does she think we will pay
    No more flop house no more fun
  I've got a whiny neighbor [x2]
  Shooting cans with bb guns
  I've got a whiny neighbor [x2]
  She says these punks have to go
  I think were gonna get the old heave ho
    Neighbor called my landlord
  It was a sunday afternoon
  She couldn't hear the tv set
  We were having a bbq
  We were listening to louis prima
  And drinking meisterbrau
  If she would have come and talked it over
  And she wasn't a lazy cow
  So she got bent and raised the rent
  Said it would only take one more
  Phone call from my whiny neighbor
    Maybe someday when I'm jaded
  9 to 5 at a job I hate
  I'll come home and razz my neighbors too
  But id have clever strategy
  And catch them when the rent is late
  And all the other bills are overdue
  After all this is the neighborly way
    No more music no more fun
  I've got a whiny neighbor [x2]
  Barbecues in the sun
  I've got a whiny neighbor [x2]
  She says that these punks must go
  I think were gonna get the old heave ho
    Don't even hide the dog
  Or put the bong away
  We don't want to live here anyway
    Neighbor called my landlord
  She said we didn't care
  The lawn is dead
  Dogs and cats are stinking everywhere
  She said we had crazy parties every night
  The yard is littered with bottles and cans
  Skateboards and bikes
  She didn't get bent
  Didn't raise the rent
  We only got a note that read
  In 30 days well get the old heave ho
    No more music no more fun
  I've got a whiny neighbor [x2]
  Barbecues in the sun
  I've got a whiny neighbor [x2]
  She says that these punks must go
  I think were gonna get the old heave ho