These are the tales, the freaky tales
  These are the tales that I tell so well
  These are the tales, the freaky tales
  These are the tales that I tell so well
  I met this girl, her name was Joan
  She loved the way I rocked on the microphone
  When I met Joan, I took her home
  She was just like a doggie all on my bone
  I met another girl, her name was Ann
  All she wanted was to freak with a man
  When I met Ann, I shook her hand
  We ended up freakin by a garbage can
  The next young freak, I met was Red
  I took her to my house and she gave me head
  She like blowin dicks, is all she said
  We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed
  There's another girl, her name is Sherry
  You talk about sex and the girl acts scary
  I heard she was freakin from my big brother Jerry
  Took her to my crib and I popped that cherry
  Young and tender, sweet Denise
  Get her in the bed and the girl's a beast
  I tell you homeboy if you get a piece
  She'll only start talkin bout signin a lease
  I met a young tender, her name is Lori
  An X-Rated movie wouldn't tell her story
  She had a twin sister, her name was Lisa
  And just like Lori she's a real dick pleaser
  My girlfriend's name, was Michelle
  Her booty was bigger than the tail on a whale
  When I freaked Michelle, I freaked her well
  Her pussy got hotter than the flames of Hell
  I G'd this girl, her name was Tammi
  I didn't wanna do it cause the bitch was ?flantly?
  She had a best friend, her name was Janet
  I pulled her to the side and I spit that game
  I had a lot of freaks, in my lifespan
  I freaked one night, with this girl named Pam
  The very next day, I saw her with her man
  One week passed, and I was in her again
  I had an old tender, her name's Jeanine
  She was thirty-eight and I was only seventeen
  She likes to freak, she's just a fiend
  It really didn't matter when I saw her in jeans
  I want a big freak, fat and sloppy
  I kick on back, and watch the hoe just mop me
  Two tons of fun, Big Mad Magenta
  A country broad from Alabama
  I met this freak, her name was Beth
  Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death
  I was tired as Hell, I was drippin sweat
  but I was all up in her tryin to hold my breath
  Bake, and, shake, ups
  I met this freak in Vegas
  She she said her name was Don-na
  She was a ?belt? lil' freak from Chi-na
  I said, "I don't pimp, or gigolo
  I'm havin so much paper I don't need a hoe
  You can break yourself, but you can't break me
  You never met a player like Snoop baby"
  I knew a dick sucker named Betty Joe
  I took her to my house and we did it on the flo'
  The girl got freaky let me tell you mo'
  She was down on her knees, beggin to blow
  She's like another freak, named Renee
  You get her all alone and she'll make your day
  Like Burger King, she knows the play
  and with a freak like Renee you can Have It Your Way
  These are the tales, the freaky tales
  These are the tales that I tell so well
  These are the tales, the freaky tales
  These are the tales that I tell so well!