I've gotta drinkin' problem man one mouth and two hands
  And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie
  And yall don't understand I'm just a simple man
  Doin' the best I can without no loochie
    I'm feelin' that funny feelin' again within walkin' me to the kitchen
  For that early morning gin drink it in till my thoughts they become clear
  Dress my naked air and head the fuck up outta here fightin' traffic
  The hot sun be causin' havoc ass stuck to the seaat window cracked can't see passed it the liquor store I just passed it
  Lookin' back I gotta turn around
  I can't stop thinkin' exactly that u-turn the past I leave behind for the ill bumpin' two busted six by nines
  And I feel this day to be a good one of plenty even if I'm thirsty and my pockets are empty
    I've gotta drinkin' problem man one mouth and two hands
  And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie
  And yall don't understand I'm just a simple man
  Doin' the best I can without no loochie
    Come from a long line of alcoholics livin' from toilet to toilet you call it
  I'm callin' hotlines swervin' all over yellow lines drinkin' moonshie
  Damn was that a stop sign
  I ain't doin' good but I'll be fine danno where's that cheap wine
  Drunk since 9 guzzlin' boone's farm
  Trying to stop my shakin' arm
  I'm here to stumble the earth and forewarn
  7 weeks since I had had shower I black out like you pulled th plug on Georgia Power Southern discomfort baby
  Seein' pink elephants on down the freeway the proof on the bottle 180 runnin' out of Loochiey
  And I won't survive if you don't let me borrow another five I'm a do it anyway if I'm alive
    I've gotta drinkin' problem man one mouth and two hands
  And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie
  And yall don't understand I'm just a simple man
  Doin' the best I can without no loochie
    Spent my last money on a pabst blue ribbon I be gulpin never sippin
  Cuz I have to booted out the crib and that's cool
  Lone as I have brew face flush stare at a lush I might bust you in the gums
  I gotta problem my life's too up tempo but yo I'm just simple man whose mind is crippled man it all started at a party
  and I was only 15 now I can kill a fifth of Bacardi and I dirnk and pass out wake up ass and start again
  I been to AA but hey hey gimme the bottle 12 steppers actin like they never took a swallow
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  I've gotta drinkin' problem man one mouth and two hands
  And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie
  And yall don't understand I'm just a simple man
  Doin' the best I can without no loochie