This just in...where to begin
    Grin and bear it, it's bare and grim
    Adoration, titillation, I'm the victim now
    Because she's figured me out
    She lights my candle, she has a handle on me
    It's going well but I'm scared as hell
    That she'll figure me out
    She thinks it's sacred to be naked
    But I don't care, 'cause she's had me there
    You see she's figured me out
    
    And I wanna shout at the top of my lungs now
    But oh my god if she hears me she'll come running in...
    These are my hands, these are my faults
    These are my plans
    These are my nasty little thoughts
    I wrote 'em down for you to contemplate
    At a later date
    
    Well the word is out, what's it all about
    Doubtless shady, no shadow of doubt
    In moderation, this sensation would be fabulous
    But she's figured me out
    She's in my shower for an hour
    She's just washin' and wonderin'
    And trying to figure me out...
    
    And I wanna shout at the top of my lungs now
    But oh my god if she hears me she'll come running in...
    These are my hands, these are my faults
    These are my plans and these are my nasty little thoughts
    I wrote 'em down for you to contemplate...
    
    It's a little bit of something that I feel...
    Oh man, I just can't deal...
    And other than this distance that has covered me
    Can't you see that you have smothered me
    
    Well, you're not there, just stay out there
    Just when I was on to something else
    That's when she figures me out