Mom and dad went to a show
  droped me off a Grandpa Joe's
  I kicked and screamed, said please, oh no
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  Grandma take me home [x8]
    Had to eat my dinner there
  had mashed potato's and stuff like that
  couldnt chew my meat too good
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    said why don't you stop your crying
  go outside and ride your bike
  thats what i did, i killed my toes
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    after dinner, i had ice cream
  fell asleep, and watched tv
  woke up in my mother's arms
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  Grandma take me home [x19]
  I wanna be alone