Lady's Aid Society
    In every little town and village too
  Somewhere in the neighborhood
  You'll find a little band of ladies who
  Can't stop doing good
  Good for the pigeons in the park
  Good for the weekly tea
  Good for the national bank where they keep their treasury
    We're the ladies aid society
  And we're really a great bunch of girls
  We're the ladies aid society
  And soon we'll take over the world
    Here they come marching down the street
  Witgh their picket signs in hand
  With their blue and white pleated uniforms
  And their all girl five-piece band
  Down with long haired singing groups
  Down with the mayor too
  And if you;re under 65 they're down on you
    We're the ladies aid society
  And we just want to sell you the truth
  Were the ladies aid society
  And it's time we clamp down on the youth
    We're the ladies aid society
  and we're really a great bunch of girls
  We're the ladies aid soicety
  And soon we'll take over the world
    We're the ladies aid society
  And we just want to sell you the truth
  Were the ladies aid society
  And it's time we clamp down on the youth