Randy Scouse Git
    By Micky Dolenz
    She's a wonderful lady
  And she's mine all mine
  And there doesn't seem a way
  That she won't come and lose my mind.
  It's too easy humming songs
  To a girl in yellow dress
  It's been a long time since the party
  And the room is in a mess.
    The four kings of E.M.I.
  Are sitting stately on the floor
  There are birds out on the sidewalk
  And a valet at the door.
  He reminds me of a penguin
  With few and plastered hair,
  There's talcum powder on the letter
  And the birthday boy is there.
    Why don't you cut your hair?
  Why don't you live up there?
  Why don't you do what I do,
  See what I feel when I care?
    Now they've darkened all the windows
  And the seats are naugh-a-hyde.
  I've been waiting for an hour,
  I can't find a place to hide.
  The being known as Wonder Girl
  Is speaking I believe.
  It's not easy tryin' to tell her
  That I shortly have to leave.
    Why don't you be like me?
  Why don't you stop and see?
  Why don't you hate who I hate,
  Kill who I kill to be free.
    [Progressive scat vocals]
    Why don't you cut your hair?
  Why don't you live up there?
  Why don't you do what I do,
  See what I feel when I care?
  Why don't you be like me?
  Why don't you stop and see?
  Why don't you hate who I hate,
  Kill who I kill to be free.