Well I'm a person just like you,
  But I've got better things to do
  Than sit around and fuck my head,
  Or hang out with the living dead.
  Snort white shit up my nose,
  Or passing out at all the shows.
    'Cuz I've got Straight Edge.
    I laugh at the thought of droppin' ludes,
  I laugh at the thought of sniffin' glue.
    'Cuz I've got Straight Edge.
        [ Thanks Mike for correction ]