Here's a song about jacking off
  Together on the sand,
  We walked hand in hand
  On the beach front,
  she smiled at me as she tightly held my hand
  I had my thumb up in her starbolt music played on the radio
  So i turned it off
  We walked down to the water
  As i fucked your grandma's daughter
  A wave swept us away
  What a hoe
  What a hoe
  What a hoe
    [ Thanks Jay Hensley for correction ]