Aha-ha hurry, hurry step this way
  Aha-ha hurry, hurry step this way
  Now the show you're going to see is strictly high class
  There'll be ten hoola dancers shaking their grass
  So step right up and put your money down
  This way to Carny Town
    We got a man so skinny you can see his bones
  We play on his ribs like a xylophone
  With a pair of spoons we get a rockin' song
  You'll hear it all, in Carny Town
    Hurry, hurry, hurry, the house is almost full
  We got a two headed cow and that's no bull
  There's a man who swallows swords and he never gets hurt
  He eats razor blades for dessert
  He's just about the sharpest guy around
  You'll see him here, in Carny Town
    Aha-ha hurry, hurry step this way
  Aha-ha hurry, hurry step this way
  Aha-ha hurry, hurry step this way
  Aha-ha hurry, hurry step this way
  Aha-ha I say we're gonna win
  I said hurry up