Spent a million dollars on amphetamines
  Crashed a lot of cars
  Fucked all the stupid stars in Hollywood
  Because I could, because we could
    So you loved to hate us in your private jets
  Funny how you bitched and moaned
  'Cause you got fat and rich
  And when I'm dead
  All you'll put on my headstone is that
    I'm so fake
  I'm a dirty little bastard
  Fake
  I was always so plastered
  Fake
  So you say it's true
  Fake
  I'm a dirty little whore
  Fake
  I'm everything and more
  Looks like I'm fake
  Just like just like you
    40 million records and going strong
  Never won a Grammy
  Still won't play along in Hollywood
  Like we should
  (chorus)
    My diamond rings and cocaine binges
  All strung out on your syringes
  Sold my soul while you sold records
  I have been your slave forever
    What are you fat cats doing anyway?
  Take our money and flush it down the drain
    You're so fake
  You're a dirty little bastard
  Fake
  You're always so plastered
  Fake
  So you say it's true
  Looks like I'm a fake like you
  Fake
  You're a dirty little whore
  Fake
  You're always such a bore
  Fake
  So you say it's true
  Looks like I'm a fake like you