Scarlet Pussy [Controversy Music, ASCAP - 1988]
  ------------- [US flipside to I Wish U Heaven]
    Once upon a time in the land of fever, there lived a scarlet pussy.
  This kitty cat of fine descent was cherished by her mother
  who wouldn't let another pet her unless he was qualified
  Every 1st of the month this pretty feline got the hots
  And that's when the neighborhood d-d-dogs they round up around the block.
  Miao
    When my little scarlet feline rows the local come around
  When they see the scarlet light they know
  it's time to come chase her down (chase her down)
  Lo and behold the fantastical way
  In which their bodies groove
  My scarlet pussy furry magic alters any mood
    Scarlet pussy, it's cool
  Scarlet Pussy
  Pussycat, pussycat wherefore art thou, puppy?
    She can make U crazy if U're too close to her heat
  She can make U sad when U're happy as can be
  She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets
  All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy
    Every dog would try his lines to get pussy's attention
  All they want is so exposed in ways too gross to mention
    Green virgin teenager, a filthy rich yuppie
  Pussycat pussycat, wherefore art thou, puppy?
  Scarlet pussy
    She can make U crazy if U're too close to her heat
  She can make U sad when U're happy as can be
  She can make U shoot your ego all over your sheets
  All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy
    Miao. Now what's going on? Oh, no, man, look out!
  Somebody come get this miao-miao of my leg! MIAO!
    Scarlet pussy
    Pussycat pussycat, wherefore art thou, puppy? (meow)
    She can make U crazy if U're too close to her heat
  She can make U sad when U're happy as can be
  She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets
  All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy
    All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy
  Oh yeah, my little scarlet pussy
  She can make U happy, she can make U sad
  She can make U crazy (crazy)
  She can make U shiver from your head down to your feet
  Sha can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets, oh
    She can make U crazy if U're too close to her heat
  She can make U sad when U're happy as can be
  She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets
  All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy