My ladies, please come closer, my name is Random Tox
  I have the great honor and pleasure to present you Turnex
  The son of Durex, the blender for the next milennium
  This is a revolution for your kitchen
  Smashed potatos, sliced tomatos, apple juice, blueberry,
  raspberry,
  cherries and peaches in a fraction of a second
  Turnex, the son of Durex
  The only blender which can be turned into the most powerful
  vacuum cleaner!
    Blenders for sale
  And I am selling to girls
  They always know who I am, what I do
  She gave me no wink
  Just a smile of her hips
  And a sip of my glass
  And let's go
    She looked in my eyes
  No need for this ride
  She's a queen
  She's pristine
  And a slave
    With a smile of her hips
  She was changing my life
  We are heading downtown in her car
  Her ride is too smooth
  No line for a stop
  My blenders are flying too far
    She looked in my eyes
  No mate for this ride
  She's Christine
  She's sixteen
  I'm her slave
    She is calling me Jake
  She keeps me awake
  Oh boy I was ready to go