Shoot, bang, no rhyme
  I'm in love with you
  Shoot back, just a fight
  Out of the blue
  I'm the Rubberbandman with the rubberman touch
  Out of the blue, love is such
  Rubberband man with the rubberband pack
  You're the one, you'll get me back on track
    Shoot, bang, no rhyme
  I'm in love with you
  Shoot back, just a fight
  Out of the blue
    Everybody told me what they shouldn't do
  I haven't got the problem
  Haven't got the clue
  I'm doing what I'm feeling and I'm doing fine
  The Rubberbandman, I don't mind
    Shoot, bang, no rhyme
  I'm in love with you
  Shoot back, just a fight
  Out of the blue
    Shoot, bang, no rhyme
  I'm in love with you
  Shoot back, just a fight
  Out of the blue
    I got the Rubberband dance
  It's chewin' the fat
  Cause I'm the Rubberbandman
  Out of the can
  Hoping when I see you I'm back on by
  The Rubberbandman doin' fine
    Shoot, bang, no rhyme
  I'm in love with you
  Shoot back, just a fight
  Out of the blue
  The filthy woman tells me what I shouldn't do
  I'm jumping in my can, out of the blue
  I haven't got the problem living in the can
  I'm doing alright, I'm the Rubberbandman
    Shoot, bang, no rhyme
  I'm in love with you
  Shoot bang, just a fight
  Out of the blue