(words & music by Hoyt Axton)
  Well I've never been to Spain
  But I kind of like the music
  Say the ladies are insane there
  And they sure know how to use it
  The don't abuse it
  Never gonna loose it
  I can't refuse it
    Well, I've never been to England
  But I kind of like the Beatles
  So I headed for Las Vegas
  Only made it out to Lido's
  Can you feel it
  Must be weary
  Oh so good... oh feel so good
    Well I've never been to heaven
  But I've been in Oklahoma
  Well, they tell me I was born there
  But I really don't remember
  In Oklahoma or Arizona
  What does it matter
  What does it matter