(Words & music by Tepper - Bennett)
  Some like their women short, some like them tall
  I'll take them any size 'cause I love them all
    I'm just wild about smorgasbord
  I got a cravin' for smorgasbord
  A little kiss here, a little kiss there
  That's smorgasbord
    Mmm
  Some take just apple pie, some take just cake
  I'll take the dish I please, please the dish I take
    I'm just wild about smorgasbord
  I got a cravin' for smorgasbord
  A little kiss here, a little kiss there
  That's smorgasbord
    Mmm
  Some like just southern belles, they got a one track mind
  I go for all the belles except the wedding kind
    I'm just wild about smorgasbord
  I got a cravin' for smorgasbord
  A little kiss here, a little kiss there
  That's smorgasbord
    Some like their women short, some like them tall
  I'll take them any size 'cause I love them all, Mmm
  Some take just apple pie, some take just cake
  I'll take the dish I please, please the dish I take