Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree
  Cut a slab of melon and pretend that you still love me
  Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny
  Get in your car and cruise the land of the brave and the free
    But don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree
  Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
    Tke a wrinkled raisin, and do with it what you will
  Push it into third if you know you're gonna climb a hill
  Eat plenty of lasagna 'til you know that you've had your fill
  Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
    But don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree
  Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
    Throw that pumpkin at the tree
  Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny
  Cast it off into the sea, bake that pie and eat it with me
  [repeat]