Buddy, why's my brain so muddy
  Why do I feel like putty when she walks into the room?
  Touch my tooter, smoocher
    Sonny, it ain't all milk and honey
  And I don't think it's funny when she starts to groove
    Baby, ain't it pretty lazy, and ain't it crazy
  When you think it's all smooth
  Touch my tooter, smoocher
    Buddy, why's my brain so muddy
  Why do I feel like putty when she walks into the room?
    Sonny, ain't it funny?
  And I don't think it's funny when she starts to groove
  Touch my tooter, smoocher
    Take it down for me!
  Bring it on!
  Touch my tooter, smoocher!
  Ahhhh!
    Buddy, why's my brain so muddy
  Why do I feel like putty when she walks into the room?
  Sonny, it ain't all milk and honey
  And I don't think it's funny when she starts to groove