Well, I've already had two beers
  I'm ready for the broom
  Please, Missus Henry, won't you
  Take me to my room ?
  I'm a good old boy
  But I've been sniffin' too many eggs
  Talkin' to too many people
  Drinkin' too many kegs
  Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry,
  Please
  Please, Missus Henry, please
  I'm down on my knees
  And I ain't got a dime.
    Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway
  Pretty soon I'll be mad
  Please, Missus Henry, won't you
  Take me to your dad ?
  I can drink like a fish
  I can crawl like a snake
  I can bite like a turkey
  I can slam like a drake
  Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry,
  Please
  Please, Missus Henry, please
  I'm down on my knees
  And I ain't got a dime.
    Now, don't crowd me, lady
  Or I'll fill up your shoe
  I'm a sweet bourbon daddy
  And tonight I am blue
  I'm a thousand years old
  And I'm a generous bomb
  I'm T-boned and punctured
  But I'm known to be calm
  Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry,
  Please
  Please, Missus Henry, please
  I'm down on my knees
  And I ain't got a dime.
  Now, I'm startin' to drain
  My stool's gonna squeak
  If I walk too much farther
  My crane's gonna leak
  Look, Missus Henry
  There's only so much I can do
  Why don't you look my way
  And pump me a few ?
  Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry,
  Please
  Please, Missus Henry, please
  I'm down on my knees
  And I ain't got a dime.